"Introducing Mr. Sooper Fang, the (feline) Somerville legend whose charm is only rivaled by his razor-sharp fangs and fang-tastic leadership skills": Hissterical photos of the small town mayoral race, where cat candidates become the unofficial mascots

You know what the main problem with politics is? There are no cats involved, and that is a problem that was picked up on by one small town who decided that their mayoral race had become a disgrace and pivoted to bringing in feline candidates to fill the void.

The result is a campaign trail that is far more feisty, far more funny, filled with cute and charismatic cattos and best of all some of the best pawlitical pawlicies that have ever been put forward cat or not. So step right up and look into our feline overlord future where things generally look a lot brighter than they do now, even if it means handing the societal controls over to cats… They might not care all too much about foreign pawlicy but you know what they say you catch a mouse in your neighborhood not in another country. So think local and start advocating for a feline run election cycle in your town.
 

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